the condom got lost in my hair
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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