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Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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