She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Randomize
