Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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