So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
