seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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