wanna go halves on a baby?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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