if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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