Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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