It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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