...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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