I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Shame is for Republicans.
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