do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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