You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just want nice things and good sex
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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