It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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