Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Shame - the story of my life.
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