i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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