it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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