no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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