And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We are all done wearing pants today
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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