That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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