He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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