we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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