Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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