C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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