the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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