Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Found your dick twin last night
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Two words: blizzard sex
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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