When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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