I'm drive I can fine osifer
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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