Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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