the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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