Dual....:-)
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
