what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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