You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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