38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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