Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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