We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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