She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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