I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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