so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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