38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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