Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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