he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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