Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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