we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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