I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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