I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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