Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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