you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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