Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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