he told me I talked like a deaf person
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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