I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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