she was so not down for the gang bang
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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