Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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