Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize